Perry & Terry’s Pet Hates “Personal Ads” (explicit lyrics)

“I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep- What do you want… an adorable pancreas?” (Jean Kerr born 1923 “The Snake has all the lines”1958)

Pet hate Lonely Hearts self-descriptions unplugged.

DESCRIPTION                   TRUTH

Cuddly.                               The size of a small Canadian province.

Likes to ramble.                  Talks too much.

Prefers cosy nights in.        Skint.

Affectionate and caring.     Gagging for a shag.

Interested in sports.            Captain of the darts team.

Creative and intelligent.      Has gained custody of the kids.

Independent and solvent.    Credit card approved.

Loves pubs and clubs.         Slapper.

Enjoys eating out.                 Wants to meet at the kebab van.

Adventurous.                         Does the lottery.

Looking for romance.           Six months pregnant.

Varied interests.                    Psychopathic paedophile.

Looking for a soul mate.       Fetish for black military men.

Likes ‘O’.                                Has strange taste in men.

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