It’s A Funny Christmas

Have A Funny Christmas. Ref: funny-potato.com

Have A Funny Christmas. Ref: funny-potato.com

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A small cute little boy regularly went to Sunday school where he learnt the stories from Bible. One Sunday, he heard the story of Three Wise Men guided by the Holy Star. His version of story, which he told his parents after returning home, was:

On the first Christmas, there was no Santa. So, three men had to deliver toys to baby Jesus on camels. Since, they didn’t have Rudolph’s red nose to guide them, they used a spotlight in the sky to guide them around.

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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? – Frostbite

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What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? – A list of everything you want!

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Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? – Holly-wood.

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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? – It’s Christmas, Eve

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Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? – Because he had low elf esteem.

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Christmas is in my heart twelve months a year and thanks to credit cards,
it’s on my Visa card statement twelve months a year also.

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Three phrases that sum up Christmas are:
o Peace on Earth,
o Goodwill to Men, and
o Batteries not included.

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Two foolish friends were searching for a suitable Christmas tree for their homes in frozen woods. After hours of harsh cold weather and exhausting but fruitless search, first said to another, “Let’s just hack any tree we get, whether it’s decorated or not!”

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