the poem that spanked my backside and made me sit up by perry estelle

. THE POEM THAT SPANKED MY BACKSIDE AND MADE ME SIT UP! “When trouble looms around you and danger lies ahead; then your faith is almost shattered, and your hopes nearly dead, there is always something left in you-and its not of mere pretence, view your difficulties-and use your common…

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frogs that jump to conclusions by perry estelle

Frog farmers in the village of Bo Talo, Thailand, struggling with a glut in the local market, developed an export product for those who don’t require their frogs to be fresh: frog-in-a-can (which they hope will catch on as chicken and duck sales falter because of avian flu). [Agence France-Presse,…

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Dr Farquar comments on Climate Change

Dr F Climate Change Climate change my arse! This summer is what a proper winter should be? Do you remember 1963?  We actually loved going to school and playing snowballs on the way. No schools shut down in those days. Children have become molly coddled little shits. I was married…

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“So You Want to Write a Book?”Free e-book from Perry

TABLE OF CONTENTS Introduction………………………………………………………………………………………………… – 9 – Sell your book the easy way — sell a proposal……………………………………………… – 9 – You and your publisher: a partnership……………………………………………………….. – 10 – Why write a proposal first?……………………………………………………………………… – 10 – How do you write a book proposal?…………………………………………………………. – 11 – How to use…

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Bricklayers Being Killed Off By Radiowaves (spoofnews by Perry Estelle)

Bricklayers found dead in skip. A bricklaying gang fell from a three story scaffold to their death today. Steve ‘Bosher’ Wilkins, his fellow bricklayer Morris Plunkett and  labourer Johnny Fretwell, were all found dead on Monday morning, headfirst inside a skip, on a run-down Leeds council estate. Take your pick.…

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Free Clairvoyance Is Yours Right Now

If you have ever wondered what it is like to be clairvoyant, chances are that you most likely are, it this thought crossed your mind now and again. Every individual has episodes where they dream about something happening before it does. Then again, maybe you have experienced bad feelings about something and you turn out to be correct. Those little episodes of dj vu are another example of being clairvoyant.

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