Government Plans To Give Child Benefit To Actual Kids by Perry Estelle (spoof news)

Government Plan to Give Child Benefit to Actual Children. By Perry Estelle Amidst a raging debate on the benefits of not having child benefits when you are too rich to give a toss either way, leaves a devastating effect on many families on high and low income. In the wake…

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Give Me 5p A Word and I’ll write you a past present and future…minimum 500 words for your article, promo, loveletter, resignation, speech or suicide note (payment in advance for this last one please)

Perry Charles Estelle Your Writing Wish is My Command Personal Summary I am co-creator of www.tintota.com 10 years of Global publishing and featuring your art and correspondence to hundreds of talent scouts.  All artistes/writers welcome. editor@tintota.com I write to order. Give me a plot and characters and I charge £185…

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Perry & Terry Pet Hates “Idle Stool anaylsts that just go through the motions’

“Forever poised between cliché and indiscretion”~ (Harold MacMillan born 1894) Grave diggers who don’t take their work seriously enough. People who admit to having faults, but argue being wrong isn’t one of them? People who live in palatial homes but insist on baking their own bread? Gynaecologists who won’t look…

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Pagan Man Becomes a Born Again Christian After Dying (adult spoof news by Perry Estelle)

“Pagan becomes Born Again Christian!  Villagers say, “Druid should be a Shaman of Himself.” Jerry Hatrick, a 93 old retired heathen, temporarily, clinically ‘died ‘  with full pagan ritual at Stonehenge yesterday, after an ancient  Celt ceremony celebrating ‘new life’ went horribly wrong. Then, after this esoteric event, sprang to…

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Coffee Table Books: What You Need To Know About Publishing And Printing

Publishing has entered a new phase, and coffee table book printing is no exception. While these used to be the idealized dreams of official authors or photographers, these projects today can be self-published testaments to life’s achievements, personal stories or a valuable family gift at a celebration. You can organize…

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Dr Farquar’s Totally Believable Book Titles

“Psychiatric problems” by Oona Tick “Coping with Loneliness” by Enya Todd. “Tiny Penises” Volume One by Justin Barely “Tiny Penises” Volume Two by Luka Maggot “The Property Market” by Lisa Smallholding “Time Management” by Ena Rush “Saving Energy” by Peter Out “Hod Carrying” by Eva Brick “Finding happiness” by Joyce…

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